How to finish that last minute assignment

cumberbatchinthetardis:

that-flamboyant-cuttlefish:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

REBLOGGING FOR MY SISTER

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I START COLLEGE AGAIN IN TWO WEEKS.

NECESSARY THINGS.

death-by-lulz:

nerdocity:
I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. So i put it to you Chris.I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.The choice is your Chris…Stay locked out.or drink it all.
THIS IS SO GREAT



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Outta the way, I got fish shit to do. 

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oh-im-just-peachy:

biggest wtf moment in this movie.


biggest wtf moment ever

When you bite your tongue while eating..

sodamnrelatable:

You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…

Then you feel the agonizing pain…